What Were They Thinking?

Andrew Kantor links to a news video featuring a Mr. Litoris. First name Mike. What were this guy's parents thinking when he was born? Maybe Mom had a really good time the night he was conceived. There are certain combinations that parents should never use. If your last name is Head, don't name your boy Richard (which shortens to Dick). And if your family name is Litoris, don't name the boy Michael. Have some consideration for your kids!

Maybe he married that girlfriend from Seinfeld. What was her name? Mulva? No, Delores.

How did the conversation go with the camera man, assuming it was a woman reporter? Hey, I need you to film an interview with Mike Litoris. Get a nice closeup shot of Mike Litoris, yeah. I want Mike Litoris to fill the screen.

You know, An Interview with Mike Litoris would make a good title for a play. Put it on a double bill with the Vagina Monologues.